Things Anime/Video Game Characters Would Never Say

[sailorstar165]

READ THE RULES
All right, major rules:
1. Keep it PG-13. NO R material, got it?
2. Please don't repeat the same things a million times. "Piggy-backing" (continueing off of someone else, which is shown by quoting the thing you're piggy-backing) is acceptible, but please don't list the SAME joke over and over!
3. Cross-overs are fine.
4. Make sure to say what Anime you're parodying!
5. Have fun!

[sailorstar165]

(Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: *scratches self with foot like a dog*
Kagome: What's wrong?
Inuyasha: >_< Fleas

[Kyuukurochan]

Spice and Wolf: Horo-
"I don't want any apples, they're too sweet. Oh, and I'm lost in commerce now, so make all the deals yourself, Lawrence."

Rozen Maiden:Suiginto-
"Shinku-samaaaaa, I love you so much, you're my favorite sister I want to be just like you you taught me how to walk and now I love Detective Kun-Kun and I want to be just like him and Noooooo-Shinku-samaaaaa, don't hit meeeeeeeeeeeee"

Inuyasha:Kouga-
"Nahhh Kagome's a little too slutty for me now. I'd rather have a piece of Inuyasha. >3"

[sailorstar165]

Edward Elric (FMA): Isn't being short nifty? ^_^

[Taiyaa_Fangirl9416]

Edward Elric (FMA): Pfft, forget alchemy! I've always wanted to be... a salsa dancer! Dance with me Winry! Dance!

[Taiyaa_Fangirl9416]

Happosai-Ranma 1/2- Hmmm...A girls locker room unlocked or Ranma's saftey...Ranma, here I come!

[Kyuukurochan]

Ryoga-Ranma 1/2:
"Hey, look at that, the streetsigns match the ones on the map! I don't need a map anymore, I can get anywhere in record time~! "

[sailorstar165]

Riku (KH2): I love the darkness.

[love4Sora]

FMA - Ed(quoted by vic mignogna): Aunt Panako, Al and I would be happy to stay with you, but we have to have milk at every meal.

FMA - Al: i hate cats!

Inuyasha - Miroku: I'm gay.

Furuba - Yuki: Kyo's my best friend!

[sailorstar165]

Gluttony (FMA): No thanks, I'm full.

[Hanyou_Foxgirl]

Sesshomaru (Inuyasha): I'm so sorry Jaken, making you walk around everywhere. Here, have a piggyback ride!

[Hanyou_Foxgirl]

Chrono (Chrno Crusade): Rosette, find yourself another contracter.

[sailorstar165]

Seto Kaiba: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!!!!!

(Yay YGO the Abridged.)

[love4Sora]

((yay! curse you sailor! you got me hooked, and then i got kairi hooked. =D))

okay, here's a long one:

YGO the Abridged Series
Grandpa: Hello, small child. I don't suppose that you've seen the plot anywhere, have you? Tea and I have been looking everywhere for it.
Tea: We're such invaluble characters, the plot can't possibly move forward without us.
Mokaba: Don't worry. My big brother knows exactly where-
Grandpa: Shut up, Mokaba!
Mokaba: No, you shut up!

*silent pause, with a shocked picture from Grandpa and Tea*

Mokaba: Hh God, I'm so sorry.
Tea: Did you just tell an old man to "shut up"?
Grandpa: Where the hell are your manners?

-end of scene-

(omg........i was banging my head against the desk by the 2nd to last line. XD too funny, tooooooo funny.)

[Hanyou_Foxgirl]

Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh): I'm limey man! I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea. ... And I'm all out of tea.

(YGO the abridged series)